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Laurie "๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽTall" Batzel

@lbatc2_lou

Author (The Dairy Queen's Second Chance, Harlequin OUT NOW!) Rep: @staceyigraham. Wife. Mom of 4 dragons, 1 corgi & a rescue pup. Aspiring Narnian/Maude

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B.A. in dance with a minor in history, so clearly I was interested in a career with high-earning potential ๐Ÿคฃ Went back to school for physical therapist assistant degree and worked in health care for 10 years.

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That feeling when you have a random hair inside your shirt, but it feels like something crawling on you and the paranoia won't let you sit still for the rest of the day ๐Ÿคฃ

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She's a Banshee w/ a voice that has yet to scare anyone, so she retreats to a cottage to sulk in peace. He's a former boybander who just got dumped by the love of his life and thinks the Banshee is his new muse. The haunter has become the hauntee and she might actually like it?

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Betty Reid Soskin was the oldest ranger in the National Park Service until she retired 2 years ago at age 100. Today, she turns 103 years young. As a U.S. park ranger, she cemented the Black wartime experience into history Rosie Riveter NHP. Happy birthday, Betty! ๐Ÿ“ท: NPS

Betty Reid Soskin was the oldest ranger in the National Park Service until she retired 2 years ago at age 100.

Today, she turns 103 years young.

As a U.S. park ranger, she cemented the Black wartime experience into history <a href="/RosieRiveterNPS/">Rosie Riveter NHP</a>.

Happy birthday, Betty!

๐Ÿ“ท: NPS
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the squirrel outside my window every morning at the crack of dawn getting into my bird feeder meant for songbirds IG ballettreasures

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Going to get my hair done and I don't have time to put make-up on ๐Ÿ˜– Pray for me and the stylist because this is what will be staring at both of us from the cursed salon mirror.

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Gavin Creel in She Loves Me was just classic Broadway charisma, skill, humor and vitality. A singular talent and voice. Taken far too soon.

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Between Maggie Smith and Gavin Creel, it has been a devastating week for us theatre geeks, so I am BEGGING the algorithm gods to please attach any trending birthday wishes for Julie Andrews and Jimmy Carter with the words ARE FINE. Please. Our ๐Ÿ’”can't take much more.

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#GBBO Season 15: Let's let an American ex-pat into the tent. We're all friends now, so nothing should go wrong, right? The Ghost of King George III:

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Me trying to explain to my husband how I took a stack of books to the library book sale to donate and returned home with more books and less money ๐Ÿซข#math

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When my now 15 yo was in 1st grade, at Back to School Night were posters w/everything the kids were thankful for. Most said, parents, pets, etc My son, who was going through an endangered animals fixation, was thankful for sperm whales The illustration was also unfortunate ๐Ÿ˜‚

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โ€œI wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.โ€ โ€• J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

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#JaneAusten250 โ€œActually, the quote is โ€˜What strange creatures brothers are,โ€™ but I figured for a cause so noble Jane wouldnโ€™t have minded the artistic license.โ€ โ€œJane Dallas does too mind, and sheโ€™s probably almost as angry at you as I am,โ€ BeeBee retorted. - The DQ 2nd Chance