Hen do dress code is so hard when the rule is no white when literally everything I own is white or beige

Turned off all my central heating finally as latest fuel bill is unpayable I now have to use a hair dryer on cool just to warm my disabled daughters feet as they were purple before I put 5 pairs of thick socks on her (she cannot regulate body temperature) UK 2022 Pls RT

Since becoming a vodka drinker I’ve realised that not many big brand vodka is actual Russian and I’m very happy about that.

A list of places where children can eat for free during the Easter holidays for anyone who might need this

When people ask “would I ever go back and live in America” - this answers the question

Daniel and Carolina are so thick it’s actually so funny 🤣🤣🤣 did they have any schooling at all? #marriedatfirstsightaustralia

a party, but everyone brings potatoes prepared a different way

I don’t know if I’m just a bitch but why are people so surprised on these gender reveal videos? It’s literally 50/50 its not that shocking. It’s not the euromillions

Luca is a right nobhead!! #LoveIsland

I don’t know about anyone else but Coldplay really piss me off

If you are one of those people that do their weekly shop while parked in a refill bay at the petrol station you deserve to burn your dinner

I swear retail customers make me loose brain cells.

Why is everyone either having a baby or moving to Australia

Someone said Jeffrey Dahmer wouldn’t stand a chance with this generation because he’d try to drug them and they’d just be stood in his kitchen chatting shit till 6am 😂😂

Team Giselle Bündchen purely to wind up the Americans…

Fucking baloney brains

Miley Cyrus releasing flowers on Liam Hemsworth’s birthday, mirroring a song he dedicated to her and filming the music video in a house he had 14+ affairs in. I love.

I reckon I only post to twitter when it involves Miley Cyrus