Jesus Vice President JD Vance stop lying. No one is enabling the undocumented to have free healthcare. Dems just want to make sure citizens get the healthcare they need at reasonable and supported costs. Agree to the Dem CR and the govt opens. Dipshit

These reporters in the Vance presser are mostly suckups. Why does no one push back on the lies. #Vancelies

I don’t know how to talk without lying

Hey NFL do not give in to whiners. Bad Bunny will be great. Remember how great Kendrick was? The whiners are actually just a small portion of them country. They are just loud. Don’t give in.

WTF war was Portland in?

Hey Endurance Warranty Services you should find another spokesperson rather than worthless Danica Patrick. Her racism is going to have you boycotted.

Hey GoDaddy you probably want to pull Danica Patrick ads otherwise her extreme racism is going to find you on the bad end of a boycott. She’s worthless

If I had an older relative who ranted about windmills and using stairs and all the other shit Trump rambles about, we’d have a family meeting and decide which facility he should be put in #Donnydementia

Zelensky didn’t start the war. At all. All Putin. Trump is so incredibly stupid

It’s like when kids put way too many stickers on their notebooks

The usual reason to build a military base in a foreign country is to give us geographic nearness to targets. Qatar is targeting who with an Idaho base? Us? Canada? Mexico?

All the news is focusing on is the Zionist hostage return. Fine. You’ve got them back. Now Hamas had done what they agreed to. Stop oppressing the Palestinians. Let the aid and food and medicine through. Let Gaza live free and help them rebuild. Also stop saying war. #freeGaza

Trump: deals. Same shit I said yesterday. More deals. I’m the greatest at deals.

Really? Thomas Jefferson was very educated and well-read. Also a deist. Also hooking up with his slaves. So both an insult To Jefferson and a scandalous assertion about Kirk

I’ve been an activist for these causes for over 20 years and never gotten paid a dime. Which is fine. Wouldn’t expect it. Glad if there’s food or water but people aren’t paid. So stupid

Are the reasonable citizens of this country going to have to fight a war to get Trump out of office when it’s time? #CivilWarredux

Surely some reasonable person near Trump will tell him he’s being ridiculous demanding damage money from the DOJ. Or is there a single decent human left in his orbit? #trumpsnewclothes

Can senators be impeached?

WtF Hakeem, still can’t even throw your support behind Mamdani? The people are watching you and your mealy-mouthed response to the chaos. You are not inspiring to the Left. You aren’t giving us hope. Hakeem Jeffries Zohran Kwame Mamdani

So Trump will give his claim Money to charity. Is that the former prostitute wife of one of his billionaire donors? No need to shuffle taxpayer money around for bullshit