when i worked in an office i had an 'emergency google sheet' that i kept open in a tab all day and if my boss walked by i'd switch to it from twitter and enter 69s and 420s in its cells with a look of great seriousness on my face

Astaghfirullah for every time I was ungrateful.

Even trivago was gagged!

tiramisu is a love language

All of these men should be thrown into the sea without a trial.

this has me crying 😭😭😭😭😭

He is about to take the Epstein Express.

I'm an OBGYN She's just a lying piece of sh!t. There are no states where a woman must be on death's door. In all 50 states an OBGYN can terminate a pregnancy whenever THEY deem a woman's health is in danger. This is just a lie.

zayn march vs zayn September

Huge crowds gathered at public bus stands in Colombo to return home to vote at the Presidential election. However, most people complained saying there were limited buses as a result of which they had to wait for long hours to catch a bus.

This is nuts. Who is running the country?! Absolutely NO ONE elected Jill Biden.

Please leave your mobile phones at home when going to cast your vote tomorrow! The EC urged the public to leave their mobile phones at home when they arrive to cast their votes or else to hand it over to someone outside the polling booth! Ths will be strictly enforced

ඇයි අපිට මෙච්චර ඉක්මනට අමතක වූනේ? #LKA #SriLanka

ARUNI Anura married his uncle's widow aunt (පුංචි අම්මා). Disgusting 🤮🤮

Beginning of the economic crisis. Thanks to all those who supported this experiment, 30yrs ago.

Notice how he doesn’t talk about the economy. All those words he can’t touch upon the subject that Sri Lankans care most about: the economy. Why? Because both he and his boss AKD know Ranil has put the country on the right economic track. Ignore the bluster, choose stability.

Election Day🗳️ 🔹Election Day September 21 🔹Voting time 7am- 4pm 🔹Polling Centres 13,421 🔹Voters 17 million 🔹Candidates 38 #LKA #PresPollSL #SriLanka #SriLankElections #PresidentialElection2024 #Elections2024