I should get a dollar every time I don't say, 'Actually, Oktoberfest is in September.'

Veggie burgers are underrated as a vehicle for using up odds and ends (if your odds and ends are vegetables, beans and grains).

Weighing the flesh-eating bacteria apparently in the Long Island Sound against my desire to swim in the Long Island Sound. ctinsider.com/connecticut/ar…

I'm not going to the trouble of deactivating this account, but I have been on here a lot less. If you miss me, I'm the same username on IG, and every now and then, I talk about books on the clock app, username hoorayla.

I think after the revolution it’s probably fine if everyone everywhere doesn’t have access every day to out of season fruit and vegetables that aren’t native to their climate.

On a one-person crusade against 'preheat' in recipes. You're just heating the oven! Before you put the food in! The pre is not modifying the heat!

It’s gross to post your wife's private texts unless you have a really solid reason to do so—& this holds true even if your wife is a thin-skinned Ying Yang Twins appreciatir. That used to be a given, but it clearly isn’t anymore

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I don't need a new social media platform, I just need to be able to see people's haircuts from every angle if their hair has a similar texture and curl pattern to mine.

Have you guys heard of this thing, having a cold beer after work on a hot day? Maybe that day is even Friday?

Just learned that C-lleen B-llinger does not, in fact, write romance novels. (I knew she wasn't C-lleen H--ver! Just thought she was another romance Colleen, idk.)

Do dogs have names for each other? Like, certain sounds or movements they make to address a specific other dog? (What if this is my last tweet?) (I may not sound it, but I'm sober.)

Between a largely snowless winter, late frosts and The Smoke, it's been a weird year here in Connecticut. I talked to some farmers about what it all means for them. ctinsider.com/living/food/ar…

'Are you excited to cry?' Jay asks me before a wedding.

I don't know if this is a hack, exactly, but I don't have any alerts attached to my Venmo, so I just open the app periodically and sometimes find free money there.

I think it's a good idea to salt and pepper your salad, and between us chickens, no one can stop you from adding a little garlic powder too.