I still like the PCA trade because I went to the first Mets home game after they got Baez and an extremely Long Island mom behind me wouldn't stop yelling 'LETS GO JAVY!!!' and it was a lot of fun.

Dodgers really needed to get to Edwin Díaz before Reed Garrett gets in.

it's gotta feel so wild to pay a billion dollars in tuition a year so a professor can make little videos begging the government to come shoot you

An exclusive first look at the New York Yankees' City Connect uniforms

it's good 👍

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Standout track for me on new Taylor Swift is 'Kelce Bet The Under on Himself for Receiving Yards in November Loss to Eagles (Please Look Into This)'.

Doing my cybersecurity training for work

I like the pirates strategy this year (pull your starter who's cruising with a low pitch count and replace him with a guy that sucks)

Joey Wendle did WHAT

it's her birthday

Brett Baty redemption season is rejuvenating my soul

They paid the man 2.5m for a single 2.2 inning start and an immediate DFA, amazing

I think I'm stupid because I'm the only person in my office that didn't notice the earthquake

The Three True Outcomes is probably the most Maoist sounding thing in baseball

𝘁𝘀𝗹𝗮-𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆𝟭𝟭𝟭: I hit 'Narwhal Mode' and my Tesla mowed over my twins. It seemed like it was targeting them.

𝗗𝗲𝘂𝘀_𝗲𝘅_𝗧𝗲𝘀𝗹𝗮: Same thing happened to me pre-11/2023 patch. Still love the car.

𝘁𝘀𝗹𝗮-𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆𝟭𝟭𝟭: Yeah love the car

we’re sending rhys hoskins to the hague and we’re doing it very strongly

I'm buying a. Hot dog. Hashtag baseball

my 7 train is just sitting between stations I missed you nyc

the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most