Exciting news/small trumpet sound: the proofs are in of my new book, The Sanctuary! They look absolutely gorgeous - and anyone who RTs *this very tweet* before midnight on Sunday, you can win a free copy of the book months before everyone else!

There was me thinking I was hopeless at this and on only my third game, did it in 3 !! Wordle 206 3/6 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Just realised the worst thing I could possibly hear on TV. 'Let's go over to our Royal Correspondent Nicholas Witchell'. Makes me switch off straight away.

Duchess looking very smug after helping putting the lights and decorations on the Christmas tree.

Duchess likes to be in the front row just like her uncle !

FREE BOOKS! Just two weeks until my new thriller The Sanctuary is out in very handsome paperback form. RT this message before midnight Thursday 18th for a chance to win one of these six copies with a personal dedication from me! (UK only I’m afraid. Chills guaranteed. Good luck.)

Update: so many people have entered the below competition that just six winners feels a bit flinty. I’m throwing caution to the winds and making it a round dozen. Hang the postage. RT the original tweet by midnight for a chance to win!

#ROHLelisir Watching from Wokingham in Berkshire UK. Enjoying a wonderful performance. Especially love Nadine Sierra as Adina. Great evening 👏👏

Exciting news! Ruth Bratt is joining The Comedy Store Players from March It will be the improv group's first new core member in almost thirty years! More about it here: rb.gy/tov0kl

I love it when Mummy comes back from a holiday and I can help (or hinder) her unpacking. What fun ?!!

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