I’m so fast I snatched the band-aid, outran her in the foot chase, then took it under the bed and swallowed it before she caught me. #lawless #bandit #dogsoftwitter

Movie moves: 1. Yawn stretch to put your arm around her. 2. Slow creep toward corn bowl #lawless #bandit #dogsoftwitter

Pro tip: if you ever are a suspect just change locations and strike this pose. They will be none the wiser. #lawless #bandit #dogsoftwitter

Guys. I went on an adventure. #bandit #lawless #dogsoftwitter

Keeping watch for the gecko I saw earlier. Try me squirmy. #bandit #lawless #dogsoftwitter

Dis big truck takes me and my stuff to a new condo. #bandit #lawless #dogsoftwitter

I’m having a new condo built today #baller #dogsoftwitter #bandit

Dis new place is spacious. French doors are a nice touch. #baller #dogsoftwitter #bandit

Chaise lounging #bandit #dogsoftwitter #dogs

Pose #bandit # dogsoftwitter #dogs

I got a pup cake and the Beavs won on my birthday. I’m 2 🎂 🎈 #bandit #lawless #gobeavs #Beavers #beavernation #bennysbuddies #oregonstate #dogsoftwitter

I helped. #bandit #dogsoftwitter

I found a new walking trail to take the folks to. #bandit #dogsoftwitter #dogs

Sitting on moms lap cheering on our team. Good way to Monday. #bandit #GoHawks #dogsoftwitter

Guys I tore the face off Gumby, and I shit you not, he has a new one now. #wtf #bandit #dogsoftwitter

No time for photos woman. This is a prison break. #lawless #bandit #dogsoftwitter

Hairy McGee in front of a tree. Happy holidays pawls 🐾 🌲 #bandit #dogsoftwitter #dogs #christmas

Looking fine af if I may say #bandit #lawless #dogsoftwitter #dogs

Take a picture it lasts longer #bandit #dogsoftwitter #dogs

Roll dawgs #bandit #dogsoftwitter #dogs