the horses running free in london reaffirms my stance that we shouldn’t make horses work because 1: it’s cruel, 2: they’re terrifying

love Portugal but my allergies do not

just found out how glow in the dark works, gonna need a week to process this information

no offence but how many more defamation cases need to turn into dumpster fires before people stop suing for defamation

Taylor Swift is the grinch, in that she has stolen Christmas from Mariah Carey

I bought a euros sticker album so now, naturally, I cannot leave Europe until I have collected every sticker.

I think fans would actually be really sympathetic if the APL was honest with where we’re at, but dodging acknowledgement of the grim financial situation just makes it worse

The APL is making so many cost cutting measures we need transparency on where the league currently is and what its future looks like. I can’t comprehend how the league seems a day away from collapse every second week but also we’re still bringing in more teams

this sucks.

been on Twitter for 10 years and that explains why I am so mentally ill #MyXAnniversary

Maybe instead of arresting old ladies who can’t afford food the cops should learn how to dress

aus olympic opening ceremony uniforms are always elite private school coded or flight attendant coded, which is disappointing because we could truly do so much to show off our local fashion talent

is being called the political editor of the daily mail defamatory because it should be

I can’t comprehend jobs that aren’t “email”

Cannot imagine anything more terrifying than having my work judged by a panel of teenage girls on a quarterly basis

Strewth

saw an old Arsenal Sega kit at the flea market today and couldn’t cop it because I spent all my silly money on a Barca shirt and now I’ve gotta survive two more weeks without impulse buying football shirts

This is so funny from Caitlin omg