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La Vie ™️

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The best plant-based bacon, ham and lardons in the UK, officially.

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Here are some delicious dinky wraps. We actually think they’re more like mini pork roulades. Or hammy swiss rolls. Spreading a load of vegan cream cheese on a tortilla wrap and putting a slice of our smoked ham on top is the perfect savoury snack that looks pretty beaut too.

Here are some delicious dinky wraps.

We actually think they’re more like mini pork roulades. Or hammy swiss rolls.

Spreading a load of vegan cream cheese on a tortilla wrap and putting a slice of our smoked ham on top is the perfect savoury snack that looks pretty beaut too.
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Hi Theo, We had no idea that ‘ham’ referred to a specific part of a pig, and definitely don’t want to be part of spreading misinformation online. If you let us know which part of the pig the ‘ham’ is then we’ll change the name immediately. Love, La Vie™️🌈❤️

Hi Theo,

We had no idea that ‘ham’ referred to a specific part of a pig, and definitely don’t want to be part of spreading misinformation online.

If you let us know which part of the pig the ‘ham’ is then we’ll change the name immediately.

Love, La Vie™️🌈❤️
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DISCLAIMER: NO SPECIFIC PERCYS ARE REFERENCED IN THIS BILLBOARD 🐷 All we’re saying is that our VLT, available now at Sainsbury's , is so tasty that people (or animals, or even mascots of high street stores who also sell VLT’s) might fancy popping in to try it.

DISCLAIMER: NO SPECIFIC PERCYS ARE REFERENCED IN THIS BILLBOARD 🐷

All we’re saying is that our VLT, available now at <a href="/sainsburys/">Sainsbury's</a> , is so tasty that people (or animals, or even mascots of high street stores who also sell VLT’s) might fancy popping in to try it.
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Say hello to our little friend 🐽  The first ever La Vie™️ TV advert is coming to all your screens tomorrow.  See you then,  Love, La Vie™️ 🌈

Say hello to our little friend 🐽 

The first ever La Vie™️ TV advert is coming to all your screens tomorrow. 

See you then, 

Love, La Vie™️ 🌈
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We can honestly say that we’ve never gone round our neighbours house and interfered with their plates. We also haven’t interfered with their knives, forks, spoons, pans, sieves or any of their sporks either. We have served them vegan bacon tho. They loved it.

We can honestly say that we’ve never gone round our neighbours house and interfered with their plates. We also haven’t interfered with their knives, forks, spoons, pans, sieves or any of their sporks either.

We have served them vegan bacon tho. They loved it.
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Our bacon wants to steal your heart. ❤️ Lower in saturated fat (compared to meat bacon). ❤️ NO dietary cholesterol (which is in meat bacon, of course). ❤️ Rich in fibre (wayyy more than meat bacon) ❤️ Lower in sodium (than meat bacon, duh) ❤️ NO nitrates. Zero. Nada.

Our bacon wants to steal your heart.

❤️ Lower in saturated fat (compared to meat bacon).

❤️ NO dietary cholesterol (which is in meat bacon, of course).

❤️ Rich in fibre (wayyy more than meat bacon)

❤️ Lower in sodium (than meat bacon, duh)

❤️ NO nitrates. Zero. Nada.
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When you put our ham between two slices of bread, it slaps 🥪🥓. It rocks. It delights. It hits different. One thing it does not do is slay because absolutely no pigs were harmed in the making of it. Not a single hair on a pig’s chinny chin chin.

When you put our ham between two slices of bread, it slaps 🥪🥓.

It rocks. It delights. It hits different.

One thing it does not do is slay because absolutely no pigs were harmed in the making of it. Not a single hair on a pig’s chinny chin chin.
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Dear Nick, We love that you’re passionate about high-quality food - so are we. Though, fun fact: the most ‘natural’ meat is the kind that doesn’t require selective breeding, antibiotics, or a marketing campaign about how happy the animal was before, well… you know.

Dear Nick,

We love that you’re passionate about high-quality food - so are we. 

Though, fun fact: the most ‘natural’ meat is the kind that doesn’t require selective breeding, antibiotics, or a marketing campaign about how happy the animal was before, well… you know.
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DISCLAIMER OUR LEGAL TEAM MADE US WRITE: EATING SMOKED HAM DOES NOT KILL. HOWEVER, IF YOU CHAIN SMOKE A PACK OF HAM AFTER A NIGHT OUT BY INHALING IT INTO YOUR LUNGS THAT CAN ACTUALLY KILL YOU.

DISCLAIMER OUR LEGAL TEAM MADE US WRITE: EATING SMOKED HAM DOES NOT KILL.

HOWEVER, IF YOU CHAIN SMOKE A PACK OF HAM AFTER A NIGHT OUT BY INHALING IT INTO YOUR LUNGS THAT CAN ACTUALLY KILL YOU.
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Hey Danny, Wow - evolution really outdid itself this time. A fully sentient, internet-savvy chicken ass that comments only on posts from vegan food brands? That’s more advanced than half the things the food industry tries to pass off as ‘natural.’ Love, La Vie™️🌈❤️

Hey Danny,

Wow - evolution really outdid itself this time. A fully sentient, internet-savvy chicken ass that comments only on posts from vegan food brands? 

That’s more advanced than half the things the food industry tries to pass off as ‘natural.’

Love, La Vie™️🌈❤️
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From frenemies to (plant-based lovers) 🥰🍔🥓 We’ve teamed up with Beyond Meat on the ULTIMATE burger that puts animals and the planet first. Get all the ingredients for your next barbecue showstopper at Sainsbury's Tesco Waitrose & Partners Ocado or pop into Honest Burgers.

From frenemies to (plant-based lovers) 🥰🍔🥓

We’ve teamed up with <a href="/BeyondMeat/">Beyond Meat</a> on the ULTIMATE burger that puts animals and the planet first. 

Get all the ingredients for your next barbecue showstopper at <a href="/sainsburys/">Sainsbury's</a> <a href="/Tesco/">Tesco</a> <a href="/waitrose/">Waitrose & Partners</a> <a href="/Ocado/">Ocado</a> or pop into <a href="/honestburgers/">Honest Burgers</a>.
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Good things are meant to be shared ❤️   We could’ve kept our TV ad to ourselves. But where’s the fun in that? So, in the spirit of sharing and caring (about protecting animals everywhere, to be precise) we’re giving it away.

Good things are meant to be shared ❤️
 
We could’ve kept our TV ad to ourselves. But where’s the fun in that? So, in the spirit of sharing and caring (about protecting animals everywhere, to be precise) we’re giving it away.
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.La Vie ™️ and Beyond Meat rewriting the rules of #plantbased marketing 🌱 The two brands have invited fellow #vegan brands to use their ads thegrocer.co.uk/news/la-vie-an…