Baseball players are always caked tf up

I'd rather get shot in the head than attend a music festival at this part of my life

Love Island just has me craving breakfast at all times, do they eat any other meals?

I think I have those low income white girl eyes tiktok talks about

What therapy will free me from my awful habit of avoidance

I used to get wasted at my office job like I was don draper

Celebrating the fourth by eating hot dogs and watching WWI docs, high as a kite

No one hated you more than the guy you dated at 19

People will shame you for watching reality TV and then go watch wrestling

If a finale is spoiled for me I sometimes goon and don't watch it

Hypomanic episode got me feeling like a cartoon villain

I'm glad the guy from supersize me died

I have such a love/hate relationship with the Counting Crows

I was spiraling into a bad mood and two princes came on and now I'm in an even badder mood

Idk but I deadass drink the mercury retrograde Kool aid now

Music is wild because why am I nostalgic for 2015

Hypomania got me cursing my bloodline

I used to be a strictly hefeweizen drinker but one night at the bar, a guy heard me order one and said they taste like hot Dog water and he was 100% right and I never ordered one again

They need to bring back the BK Stacker

When you're in the mood for it, flagpole sitta fucks so hard