7th period covered in egg

I actually think about this frank a lot. like so much.

no man can both buy himself a podcast mic and respect women

unfortunate truth of life is puke is rarely green

#batgirl

time to choose a halloween costume! first things first: what is my relationship to my gender sexuality and body

As my dream was winding down last night everyone started discussing how people were getting a ride home from the dream

ancestors need you to lock in son

next white man that comes at me asking for a “debate” is getting shot in the face

"Miscellaneous uncs" is like The Godfather, "shoot poison on stage" is like Godfather 2. Post of the year, easily, nothing comes close

falling asleep is usually so pleasant but sometimes you get the shifting gore patterns which i'm not huge on

if you’re asking for no tomatoes you can’t possibly make a good life partner

walking into the bondage store and saying "eyo....PAUSE" or "now that's just wrong 😂" at every product

done saving things to the drafts in 2026 that post button ab to be smoking

morrissey lowk real as hell for never killing himself and just being sick and miserable his whole gay life like just complaining non stop and being weird and mad

anyone citing the muppets as inspiration anymore ?