Trying to get your drunk friend into an Uber

I get paid and start telling cab drivers/ bossman to keep the change loool who do I think I am??

CLOCKS GO FORWARD THIS WEEKEND! Fucking summer come @ me😍🤪🤩

I’ve been trying to have a “weekend off” for about 3 years now

That fresh home feeling @Jhus 🏆

*stays in a full weekend for the first time in forever* Me: Finally feel like I’ve got my life together 😇😇😇

Is it just me that thinks it’s annoying af when u say book this date off e.g 22nd..then ur mate goes what DAY is that..like seriously look for urself

Anyone else watch them chiropractor back cracking videos and think fuck me I need that on a daily 😩

Bank Holiday Weekend - Some Big Raves - and it’s gonna be hot as fuck - Yeah go on then 🚀

Imagine staying morning skinny all day.

Met over hallams tour looks absolute madness. Not even sorry.

Stayed in for nearly 3 weeks now. So I’m rewarding myself with a 3 day bender. Balance is key. 🤪

Someone’s just said bank holiday is next weekend ... plz don’t even go there just yet. 🆘❌

parklife this year is just a big fat inconvenience dont wanna buy a ticket dont wanna find outfits dont really care about it bcos lets be honest its shit... but i am still 100% going lol

Craven snogged on a plane pass it on

I slept all night in bed with Doyle’s dildo x

I am GUTTED. There was a Royal Mail party going on in one of the rooms in mission at pride and I didn’t even go to it. Absolutely missed my chance. 😓

*Morning after WHP* Me: ‘What was that track last night bro’ Them: ‘What’s it go like’ Me: