Every time the internet invents a new thing for women to feel bad about:

Okay does “thank you” just mean “shuttup” in the context of this debate?

The real winner of the debate are the moderators who somehow didn’t turn into a pile of screaming goo on the floor

If you wore pj pants to high school, wyd now? Bc I think you may have life figured out..

I take Uber so much I show up to first dates like “hi for Lauren?”

Doing a wellness retreat* this weekend. *turned notifications off on Instagram

“You do you babe”

Food is friend not foe

All the girlies comparing with each other how many followers they’ve lost this week.

Anytime I get a “we miss you” message from an OBGYN I’m like…. Okay creep

There is only one way to eat Thanksgiving dinner and that’s by mixing the food all together thus making the world’s most delicious annual mush.

My therapist just said “I don’t usually do this” and then proceeded to make all my dreams come true and just gave me the advice I needed rather than walking me through all the feelings and I feel like we just did a secret drug deal or something.

Fatphobia runs so deep bc why did I look at these and think wow those are some good looking slender cans

If I can select a preferred gender for a masseuse, gyno and therapist then why can’t we do the same for Instacart?!

My body is amazing. It’s like I have boobs everywhere.

Virgos fixing shit cause nobody else is gonna

Me rebuilding my whole ass life for the 4th time.

When the waiter tries to take away the food I’m clearly still working on.

Anyone else consistently accidentally take engagement photos with platonic friends??