This is 100% my move

OK, I said yesterday that I'd take a brief dive into this this Syria mosaic. So here we go🧵: First of all, a good rule of thumb is that when you see something blow up in the news like this, it's usually the result of a coordinated media campaign operating behind the scenes.

I promise you Paul Hollywood has never eaten a s’more in his life. #GBBO

For more than 40 years, the Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program (LIHEAP) has helped families pay their home heating and cooling bills. Today, through ACF, we're announcing $4.5B in LIHEAP funding to keep Americans safe and warm this winter. whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/…

I announced our Administration is cutting energy costs for families ahead of winter by providing $4.5 billion to states through the Low-Income Home Energy Assistance Program. Learn more: whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/…

I can’t believe you all made me google Pete Davidson again

Is this whole "we [the users] are leaving Twitter" a big taarof, or what?

I don’t believe my Spotify wrapped because it doesn’t feature a single song from the Bluey soundtrack, and frankly, that’s just not a feasible result.

The earnestness with which Michael Caine delivers the line, “Why, that’s fozziwig’s old rubber chicken factory!” gets me every year

CSBG funds are helping to reduce the number of people who live in food insecure households. Learn more about how OCS is working with partners to improve food access at acf.hhs.gov/ocs/freedom-hu… 🍴

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"But all of us are, or were once children...The society we want is not one that is only made for people who are quick, skillful, and experienced - but one where it's okay to be slow, clumsy, or inexperienced," Yong said (apologies for the photo dump, but the child is so cute!😅)

Today my wife added an additional term in the same genre: PowerPoint crisis. "There is no such thing as a 'PowerPoint crisis.'"

This is what you get without an HOA. We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor

Go, #LIHWAP!🎉 Thank you to all of our grant recipients, water utilities, and partners, we couldn't have reached this milestone without your hard work! 🏠💧 #WaterWednesday #WaterIsLife

The results are in! 📢 💧 The Water Utility Affordability Survey was conducted by #LIHWAP staff to collect information from water/wastewater utilities related to water disconnections, rates, fees, and arrearages. A full report will be published later this year.

Introducing🥁…✨The Rural Community Development Information and Data Dashboard✨! Explore the RCD program and see how we support rural and tribal water and wastewater infrastructure needs: …program-report-hhs-acf.hub.arcgis.com

The villain is the temperature inside the tent during chocolate week, everyone knows this.