“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” i asked the crows and they gonna bring me your eyes

I basically like my life, but I also feel that living in the world right now - I mean, especially right now, but really all the time - requires a level of radical compartmentalization that gives me the constant low-level burning sensation of going insane. Anyone else feel this??

when you like someone and your stomach starts hurting a lil too much

my biggest pet peeve is when people over-promise and then under-deliver. because u could've just shut up

“are you okay?” me: no my skin feels weird today i want it off

nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did Imao

Men be like, "That's my dream girl," then ruin her perspective of love forever.

so it turns out you have to feel the rain on your skin. in fact they’re saying no one else can feel it for you

i defended u to everyone and u made me look pathetic

THE WORLD IS CRUEL THEREFORE I WONT BE THE WORLD IS CRUEL THEREFORE I WONT BE THE WORLD IS CRUEL THEREFORE I WONT BE

Hearing a man say “I was going to” is such a turn off because 1. you didn’t. And 2. you’re lying

And fuck anyone who says otherwise

You can't make this shit up.

Longest shutdown ever because they don’t want working people to eat or have healthcare and won’t budge

Congrats to New York on your hot mayor and hot mayor wife

"hey, so do you want to just disavow white supremacy real quick?" "no" the decade of the chud