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There is nothing that comforts me like witnessing the rapport among the staff at a shitty airport restaurant. roasting each other, messin around, serving you the worst fucking chicken sandwich you’ve had in your entire life. I love them

“Intelligent design” sounds like a consignment store that your meemaw takes you to after church

Tonight on the show! 🎄 12 Days of Christmas Sweaters 🎞️ Angelina Jolie 🎥 Sebastian Stan 💿 Andrew Ridgeley 🤣 Stand-up from Laura Peek #FallonTonight

.Laura Peek makes her tonight show debut performing stand-up TONIGHT! #FallonTonight

.Laura Peek is “still drunk” on the power of picking her bridesmaids 🤣 #FallonTonight #StandUp

I hope he perp walks into my dreams tonight

Killing the game 🔥 If you caught Laura Peek on The Tonight Show earlier this month, you know she’s the shit. If not, see her around the fest April 16-19 with a badge! 🎫 Lock in your badge: bit.ly/31hqOBE

LOS ANGELES! Come get filthy next Tuesday The Comedy Store with Caroline Rhea Laura Peek Stephen Furey Jefferson McDonald and I’ll be hosting!!! showclix.com/event/filth-ja…

Sitting at the beach staring at the ocean and thinking about that time in junior high I was chewing on a pen and ink got all over my face and this kid Miguel yelled “the pen nutted on his face” and the teacher stood up and said “good one Miguel.”

I should get financial compensation for having to hear about Elon musk and mark Zuckerberg every day. I could have led a quiet peaceful life. Every time they say the word “masculinity” they should pay every American 1 million dollars

Wait wait I cannot get this straight!! is he a big brilliant business genius or a tiny little autistic guy that doesn’t know exactly what a Nazi salute looks like

Oh my goddddd I didn’t SHIT MY PANTS. I don’t even know what shitting your pants is!! I just got excited and I farted and poop came out of my butt

2025 Best Picture Oscar nominees as 30 Rock screenshots 1. WICKED

On a plane right now, was scared until our pilot announced that he is a white straight man who brought a crossbow to the capitol on Jan 6 🥰

Literally every time there’s an earthquake I just start yelling “what do we do” over and over instead of doing anything

😜- LauraPeek.komi.io

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You can listen (and watch!) the new episode of The Downside podcast #268 with Laura Peek on Spotify and YouTube! open.spotify.com/episode/0qd4UQ… youtube.com/watch?v=xIYc8K…