$540 pot 🤑

HUGE shutout to my smokin hot wife, laura valle. 4 seasons in her brother's fantasy football league, 2 championships. One season in her Upper Chesapeake work league, champion. 4 seasons in our league, 2 championships, a runner-up, and a 3rd place finish. Fantasy Football 🐐

This angle of John Harbaugh turning up with is players😂😂 x.com/410hezzo/statu…

Given where I am in this exact moment and what has happened the last few days, there's a good chance this is the happiest I have ever been in my entire life.

The joy this gave me! Oh man, I was trying so hard not to give it away when he took that first sip and said, "That's Dasani."

Why have we seen this Temu commercial 3 times now?

I miss cheese

I felt it! First time I’ve ever felt an earthquake!

It’s a swamp for sure. But that’s just the online culture. Talk to O’s fans irl and you have a much better experience. Theres not much here beyond the pseudo-intellectual, the perpetually negative or the obnoxiously optimistic. All of which are toxic & cliquey in their own ways.

When you get invited to a reception but the O’s are playing. Always gotta wear orange and black.

Lily’s first O’s game ⚾️🧡 Paul Valle III

There’s a batch of coke migrating through the city that’s cut with fentanyl. We’ve had so many OD’s in the past week, all of them positive for cocaine and fentanyl. Be careful out there fam!

Mine and laura valle's beautiful Liliana is up for Jessica Alba's Baby of the Year! Voting starts at 2 pm EST. Please take a second to vote! babyoftheyear.org/2024/liliana-r…

I missed this because Lily woke up but wooowwwwww 🫨

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick

Chick-fil-A should really have a 6 ct for chicken minis. 4 is not enough, 10 is too many.