Fishing with a friend

Today clearly a day for animal friends. This has just followed me up the stairs.

Us waiting to be inundated with WhatsApp messages once it’s back online. Us remembering we’re a council. #FacebookDown

Unfortunately, as Adele’s video was clearly filmed within the confines of Doncaster metropolitan borough, she will be issued with a fixed penalty notice for littering immediately. Despite repeated requests, we will not be going easy on her. @adele #EasyOnMe

We’re on the lookout for whoever has INEXPLICABLY eaten one chocolate bar and left the wrapper and other three unopened bars on this park bench. We haven’t seen this many careless Wispas since George Michael was around.

Here you go martevansdrums

Once more with feeling, martevansdrums as my diabolical and cack handed photography is given the @stuvincent treatment ....

Other part-time job is still going well 👍

This week in Sheffield, someone made a Venus de Milo out of snow. Meanwhile, in Doncaster.

I think this deserves to be seen by as many people as possible so I'm RTing it. Perhaps you do. (Genius choice of voiceover).

When a man is explaining the menopause to a woman...

Hues and Cues ... tonight brought to you by #milkysnot

Mandalay Wellbeing CIC ailsa sheldon Laura Garnett Aviva UK Towergate Insurance @eagle_labs_NWI Rapid Relief Team UK HIPPODROME CIRCUS Jack Jay BBC Norfolk Rob Butler Roger Day Bluespace Ltd Waitrose & Partners PFA John Lewis & Partners Tesco Asda Rebecca Whyte Great Yarmouth Mercury @DMcA1991 Great Yarmouth Borough Council Chris Sutton Proud to work with Trevor and the Mandalay team as our charity partner- this is much deserved. Great to get broader recognition for the amazing work they do

Well deserved Trev. You and your team of vols work so hard for the community. Achieved so much. Still more to do - Mandalay Wellbeing CIC saves lives, simple as. Great Yarmouth Borough Council Norfolk County Council

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Did...did a rat write this?

And we're underway! @WoodlandTrust with @botanyrocks and others CheltSciFest cheltenhamfestivals.com/science/whats-…

Suggestions on who could possibly replace the PM - Four chipper stoats and a can of Red Bull, a reasonably engaged Shetland Pony, a set of Occasional Tables, Sven-Goran Ericksson, 1 x Tortilla Bowl with extra guacamole + 1 Pepsi Max, assorted lengths of coarse twill etc etc

Happy birthday martevansdrums now, what, a decade older than John Evans was in this pic here? Have a fab day xxx