THIS. I don’t even know what the original tweet was, but this.

Have a casual meeting on campus this afternoon, and I found myself wondering which of my running pants is the most professional. And THAT, my friends, is what the end of the semester looks like.

(It's the green ones, if you were curious.)
#AcademicTwitter

Sometimes, you gotta vague-book. (Or is it vague-tweet?) But squeeeeeeeeee. #amwriting #fiction #WritingCommmunity

Spending a lot of time thinking about what I love writing versus what journals want and loving the moments when those two things match up. #amwriting #flashfiction #WritingCommmunity

Could I grade papers while my toddler sleeps? Yes.
Am I going to? No.
#AcademicTwitter #Parenting

Whelp.

After a bevy of rejections recently, I woke up to an acceptance this morning, and damn, I needed that. #amwriting #flashfiction

The Prettiest star devastated me. Read it. Now. You’ll live through the AIDS epidemic of 1986 in small town America. Carter Sickels Hub City Press

Enough of this Dark Ages garbage.

It's time we made a stand once and for all.

One of those tweets I feel in my bones:

It's kinda cute when The New Yorker rejects your story because *shrug*. #amwriting #flashfiction

I am not with my toddler, but the television in this waiting room is playing Paw Patrol, and soon I’ll start twitching. Because really? We’re nowhere near any children.

Not surprising. Not at all.

Just got an email asking for my fall syllabus. bahahahaha #AcademicTwitter

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Last night, I had a dream that The Onion accepted one of my short stories, and I desperately tried to convince everyone that the publication was legit. This is what #literarytwitter feuds do to me. #amwriting

I have a meeting at the peak of the #Eclipse2024 . Just emailed the student that we should meet while staring at the sun. No regerts.

If the rapture happens tomorrow, I’m just going to turn it into fiction. #amwriting

This might be the first time I understand the shitshow that people are responding to here. I’m not sure whether to feel good or bad about that.

I just put a ring pop in the department candy jar. Now, the big question: who will be more excited about it -- faculty or student? #AcademicTwitter