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Laura Hayden

@laurahaydenfun

Comedian, Doctor, Shoe Fanatic, Shenanigator! If you need comedy in your life.. and I'm sure you do! I'm the solution! Laughter heals and sarcasm feel good!

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The 'stitch' that runs along the bottom of a man's scrotum is the 'scar' of what would have been a vagina. That's where the labia fused together when male hormones kicked in during embryonic development.

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Word of the day parapraxis par-uh-PRAK-sis 1. a slip of the tongue: forgetfulness, misplacement of objects to reveal unconscious wishes

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Ancient Romans used to drop a piece of toast in their wine for good luck, which is how we came about “raise your glass for a toast”

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Word of the Day benighted [bih-nahy-tid] adjective 1. intellectually or morally ignorant; unenlightened: benighted ages of barbarism and superstition. 2. overtaken by darkness or night.

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Word of day Bacchanal bac·cha·nal Noun�1. an occasion of wild and drunken revelry."the event has morphed into one of the most shamelessly drunken bacchanals

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word of the day felicitous [ fi-lis-i-tuhs ] adjective 1. well-suited for the occasion, as an action, manner, or expression; apt; appropriate.

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Great sex can give you transient global amnesia A condition that causes you to lose memories for a couple of hours, literally 'blowing your mind'

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Older $100 bills show a picture of Independence Hall in Philadelphia & the time on the clock shows 4:10. Newer bills have Independence Hall featured on the back as well, but the time is 10:30. Both images were done in the 1920s,no one seems to know why the times are different.

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In Scotland, people celebrate two days as fools’ days! The second is called “Taily day,” in which people play pranks only using one’s back part. That is they stick papers saying, “Kick me” and so on to one’s back