I first saw a Viennetta round Karen Waddington's house when I was 7. I thought it was the poshest thing I'd EVER seen. My feelings have not changed. They are so beautiful, so elegant, an example of what the human race can achieve when it is dedicated to goodness, not hate.

Hi from my faves 🇪🇸 🙂 #F1 #Monza #ItalianGP 🇮🇹

Il vostro re di Monza 👑 🏆 #ItalianGP 🇮🇹 #F1

Fake Valtteri was sat behind us and couldn't walk anywhere without people asking for a pic 😆 Just before the race they were queuing up the stairs to see him.

This time last week I was getting ready to fly into Milan, today I'm sat back at home thinking it was all a fever dream 😅

It wouldn't be Singapore without a lizard on track! 😁🦎 #F1 #SingaporeGP

What a nice evening. Is there a way I can just have an Alice Cooper gig every single night? Can I volunteer to be Cold Ethyl? I'm quite hardy physically and very skilled at chucking myself down the stairs.

This blows because a) Damon is not afraid of having an opinion and I think that's important in broadcasting, b) he knows F1 inside-out, and c) he doesn't yell into the void about lizard people and galactic federations, which is just a personal boundary of mine #F1 #SkySportsF1

Honestly I just go wherever the motorsports is 😅 You can also find me on Insta with the same username but it's just selfies and cats, sorry. bsky.app/profile/pretty…

Surely corruption on this scale impacts IOC recognition status?

Arthur 🥹

I don't normally understand the Crofty hate but he's been utterly insufferable this race. We get it, you love Lewis. He's not dead or retiring, he's going to Ferrari. #skyf1

I can guarantee that my partner's favourite moment of Christmas Eve so far is not the hours we've spent together cooking, baking, and wrapping gifts, but the 15 mins I took to explain the Blake/Justin situation during his one restful moment on the sofa.

For everyone moving away from X, I'm prettyunamused on Insta and Bluesky. Join me for cats.

But how can you make a Ferrari ugly idk 😭

The “Trump Gaza” Video is the most disgusting & vile posts made by a president made in my lifetime. Absolutely fucking gross.

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Love love love having NTT INDYCAR SERIES back, but in the UK it seems like we can't see any of INDYCAR on FOX's spiffy new graphics we're hearing so much about in commentary! Is that a rights thing, or a tech issue? #SkyIndycar Neil Wooding 🇺🇦 Tom Gaymor 🎙️ Will Buxton

Pronto 😎