When you're IDIOT this is what happens... Now "how do I convince them I'm still pregnant and the baby I'll show in some months is just a newborn"?

This is what happens when you buy a baby. You never know exactly when the exact delivery will be so when it arrives, it's a surprise. There's no disappointment in me anymore. In fact, it would be more disappointing if Lana would have agreed to do this with someone as her.

Imagine postponing this thing for months because of your "schedule" or for "personal reasons" while standing in the shadows for almost 7 months and then suddenly you definitely refuse without giving more explanations while you already "let us hear" that magical baby you have.

Just 1 month ago all her hetero fans were saying she would be already in her 7th or 8th pregnancy month... Bold of them to assume she's not been all this last 8 months just out of scene to try to fake a pregnancy while she was just buying a baby

Are you that stupid to believe she's pregnant when she already posted herself a video which background sound was a baby crying and when since months ago she's been looking at specific accounts for baby's sleeping problems? Girl already bought a baby. Money make that

Yes, I'm talking about JMO and the messy timeline of a natural pregnancy which never happened.

Thought she was done with conventions but I guess having a jobless beard and taking all your time in posting a fake life doesn't give her money enough to keep buying babies

Amazing how she starts talking and he literally starts looking at another side completely ignoring her

SM, you're such an asshole. You know nothing about respect and boundaries...

Amazing how they both have probably been apart since months ago (including Christmas)and now suddenly in a hollywood event (which he Would have never been invited without her)they both remembered how in love with each other they are and how good wife/husband they are..

Wondering when they will appear with their bought baby. They were no smart enough to fake a pregnancy but it was obviously going to happen this. They will say it's their and will try to fit with last year when jmo was around 7-8 months without posting pics. Money allow this..

I had already said this would happen

In this moment the toy had already arrived

Here again...

All the signals were there

I NEVER LIE

Even if she buys 5 more children and tries to convince us all of them are her and her "husband's " children, nobody's gonna convince me what she really is as nobody's gonna make me believe that child was carried out by herself.

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The timing...

Ahí va el tuit que estabais todos esperando… Si el Real Madrid elimina hoy al Arsenal sortearé MIL EUROS entre todos los seguidores que den RT.