people who are bitter in life just get caught up with hater behavior. I love people who get excited about corny things at least they’re elated and can sit with themselves and their fandoms and are not dead inside staring at a wall wishing they had a gf/bf

Americans would not last a day in the foreign policy they export to the global south lmao.

Read Catherine Liu! Or listen to this v smart + funny interview! youtu.be/Ia6m3pIIS2k

this is real but we grab breakfast

mmmm minty trash bags…. just wanna rub my armpits with them

warum served mein schnitzel lowkey sadam hussein hiding spot?

Every movie that has the United States winning a conflict

bf just said he’d never game w me around I asked why, he said time with you is too valuable

best but also saddest recession indicator this year: spotting marina abramovic at container store

woa I really suck at things like BROOKLYN and TAKING THE TRAIN

The point of writing is to get laid. The point of anything is to get laid but not everyone knows that. My articles have been published, but no man has presented himself. Men present themselves, but not good ones. I check my DMs and I do not like what I find.