try not to lavoy finicum challenge

jinkies

i invented wearing yr oakleys like that

guy who wasn’t interested in euphoria until he learned chloe cherry is in it

where my Peeping Toms at

*drunk at work and gesturing at my shadow the hedgehog tribal forearm tattoo* “i ever tell you what this shit means, man?”

wife: our down syndrome son has a fever me (trying not to sound hopeful): oh, yeah?

Lee Tamahori’s The Butler

(resisting arrest) God has other plans for me

wow, you’re telling me The Last of Us is just like watching a video game cutscene i’ve already seen? i’ll definitely check that out this weekend man

new disease, whooping diarrhea

the ancient evil has taken my form

called in to the doctor radio show and the radio doctor said it’s fine to fall asleep with a zyn in everynight

absolutely loved shopping at the flagship store in downtown austin as an instacart guy. drove a couple of live lobster to a hous in west lake hills one time

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