Thankfully the simple pleasure that is beach combing never loses its magic

this guy has basically single handedly invented a new satiric medium.

Rare for two or three people to keep their story straight under careful questioning, especially when they're not used to it. 50 will find it impossible. BJ cannot know who will say what. #Party #PartyGate #PissedUpAgainstTheWall

Isolation of a person with a dangerous infection is a cornerstone of public health science. Yesterday 294 people in the UK and over 2000 in the USA died from Covid. The PM/Javid idea to end isolation is criminally negligent. Whitty/Vallance must say so. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-603199…

Dear Jacob, I am a genuine Sun reader. The EU forced peace onto our doorsteps for two or three generations and look what happened. Will you try to start a WAR to show everyone what's what? Yours sincerely Carl von Clausewitz #ReesMogg #TheSun #UKvsTheWorld

Dear Jacob Rees-Mogg, I am worried that readers of that well-known left-wing scandal-rag, The Guardian, will accuse you of making up any old shit and claiming it came from us genuine Scum sorry Sun readers. I blame the EU for everything. Please make it go away. #DearJacob

Liz Truss has "a Russian counterpart" according to #BBCWATO - that must be one of the easiest jobs West of the Urals?

Unilever is "a food company" which makes "soap" according to #wato

Prince Charles is "self-isolating" because he caught the virus. No mention today of his brother, who is in a similar predicament for very different reasons. #wato

Great news but no excuse to split the infinitive. Tut tut The Guardian theguardian.com/environment/20…

Just imagine if this campaign of ours actually was connected - as alleged by some desperadoes - to the nuclear industry! This is seriously important: the lowest lifecycle greenhouse gas emissions of any energy source. Just imagine...

The power of the London Mayor in real terms, if not legally. The biggest constituency in the country has clout.

A whole other world.

"I can't see Liz Truss doing any harm from here!"

Just when you need someone with 'a cunning plan'.

One upon a time, The Left favoured more democracy, more human rights and more equality. Now the Old Left always seems to support those opposing progressive values. When and why did you lose your way Diane Abbott?

In a change from the published programme, only growing a single chive this year.

It is twenty twenty two and I have just discovered podcasts. Already thinking of making one. Maybe with Greens For Nuclear!

Dear Virgin Media ❤️, I no longer have any use for your crappy router. Shall I put it into electronic recycling here or do you have a freepost address to send junk like that to?