Dear diary, Today is my last day. I’ve decided to make a meme coin as my last act in this world. If it bonds, it bonds. Regards 5oZDg8ipc446utByqnWEPWsk4Qm15no2XVt5iJqnpump

5 mins of bliss, before I head out for good 👍🏽

Dear whoever finds this note, It was my last day. It was lovely. I made a meme coin. It got pretty close to bonding. I tried to call my best friend to celebrate but Diddy didn’t answer…

Is there a heaven for a jeet?

I want this in the funeral programme next to my pic; “A dev, fed up with endless rug pulls, launched one last ironic token as a joke. To everyone’s surprise, it went viral, hit a billion-dollar cap, and turned their farewell into legend” Cheers

Tomorrow I wont rug because I’ll be dead and in a rug #SmartInvesting #IYKYK

My tokens is on pump fun. Here’s the CA; 5oZDg8ipc446utByqnWEPWsk4Qm15no2XVt5iJqnpump Pump fun always reminds me of that time my uncle asked me to have a sleep over at his when I was 8. It wasn’t that fun though.

The names Bond, Aboutu Bond (smiling with a gun to my head 😁🔫)

Bonded biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch 💎

Migrating as we speak, like when my mum packed me and my sister in a suitcase and smuggled us across the border 🙂

If anyone 1 clips the chart, I will 1 clip my brain 🙂🔫

Just going to put my gun back on safety and update the dex, bare with me as I’m doing it whilst standing on a stool with my head in a noose whilst buying meme coins on my phone

Dex updated. Sex updated. Let’s go! Let’s make my last day count 🙌🏽

It’s almost that time… #Christmas #Crypto

Dex paid banner added socials added gun loaded lets go 😩

I can now die a happy chappy 🙏🏽 dig me up when we reach 1B mc cheers 🙂

If I stop posting I’m either asleep or dead 🙂

Damn, I was supposed to be dead, not the price action of my coin 😩