Its “what the fuck was that sound?” after you start driving away with your car plugged in szn

Would kill to be somewhere on a beach right now

I got a surprise for u

Hayton screwed up, apologized. It should be over and we should recognize the same forgiveness when someone from another country does something similar.

So was in Spiros for a nice family meal and we got on the topic of plastic straws and my brother literally thought the “save the turtles” movement was because they make plastic straws from turtles (he is 17) ... 🙈😂

I hope I get what I truly deserve in 2020

Sing it loud and sing it proud. 🇨🇦 Canada, this is for you! 🍁🏆

He. Is. A. Rookie.

Maybe if Connor McDavid cut his hair he coulda skated 0.04 seconds faster

Happy international women’s day to all the women who aren’t pyramid scheme brand ambassadors on Instagram

I only have 4 rolls of toilet paper left in this house and I am genuinely concerned

If you're in Alberta and suspect you have COVID-19, you can call 811 and have a swab collected from your home so that you do not infect others! Please share.

I’m actually embarrassed to go buy toilet paper

The fact that all sports are suspending their seasons really does upsets me on a personal level. Dont talk to me today

I really do miss the days where my biggest problem was burning the soles of my feet while walking between pools and swim up bars in Costa Rica

2020 has been a hard fuckin year

Release the vaccine in vape form and I promise no one will ask what is in it