1) Trump Derangement Syndrome spreads extremely quickly, infecting even some thought to have natural immunity (George Will, George Conway, et al.). Fortunately the disease vector is readily identifiable by its distinctive orange color and desire to wear a crown (“coronophilia”).

2) when incubated in a culture of rational discourse, it inevitably sinks to the bottom and consumes all nutrients in its effort to grow malignantly, outside of normal Krebs-cycle metabolism, formerly thought to be the exclusive process for generation of electoral energy.

3) In-situ recordings have been made showing its affinity to attaching itself to female hosts. Mechanism of action is not fully understood; it seems to divide cells into competing factions (“Berniebroitis”) thereby weakening the overall immune response as the host attacks itself.

4) A vaccine, while less-than-perfect, is under development and has passed human trials and will be broadly available in November. The viral strain mutates in real-time, however, increasing the risk that no single vaccine will be sufficient to prevent its spread

5) The viral signature changes so frequently that its true identity is hard to discern. Herd immunity was thought to protect us from its initial onslaught, but that failed to account for the “collegicus-electoral” effect first observed in 2000.

Indicting Trump administration policies over this injecting-bleach gaffe is like objecting to Mein Kampf because of the typos

Can’t believe Adam Perkins passed away. Most people knew him from vine, but he also made incredibly beautiful music. Please give it a listen if you could for not only him but his brother 🖤 open.spotify.com/track/35kws6CJ…

rest in peace adam perkins. you brought so much comfort and laughter to so many people. we’ll never forget you legend. sending love to his family especially his brother patrick. 1997-forever <3

rest in peace adam perkins. thank you for making us laugh and bringing so many people (including me) comfort. you will be very missed. i hope that you are watching over your family and friends. you will never be forgotten. you are a legend and always will be💛 •1997-2021•

One of Adam's iconic Vines which created part of the secret language of a generation.

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Fundraiser for Adam's album to get pressed on vinyl. Excess to go to a charity he would love. gofundme.com/f/2cdefzd52o?m…

Big news today! @techstars has hired larsperk as the inaugural director of the global accelerator program it’s launching in Portland in collaboration with the Roux Institute at Northeastern. mainestartupsinsider.com/techstars-hire…

If you’d like to keep in touch with what’s going on at the Roux Institute Techstars Accelerator in Portland, Maine, text me at +1 207-605-5724. Promise no auto-texts. Everything from me except initial signup. Let me know if you’re a startup, an investor, a potential mentor

Roux Institute Techstars Accelerator AMA starts in 30 min - register here: crowdcast.io/e/the-roux-ins…

Hmmm. Checking info on Belfast airport in Maine, and Foreflight thinks I'm interested in Lashkar Gah.

I just uploaded “Group B 211210.mp4” to #Vimeo: vimeo.com/656757503

I just uploaded “The Roux Institute Techstars Accelerator_ Demo Day final” to #Vimeo: vimeo.com/657593086

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I just uploaded “I went flying” to #Vimeo: vimeo.com/841659865