Mike Parody Account (@lars_blitzer) 's Twitter Profile
Mike Parody Account

@lars_blitzer

Never paid for a blue check mark.🇨🇦🍻🏒
Raconteur, bon vivant, scoundrel, plumber. Somewhat intelligent.

🍍(He/Him)

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calendar_today21-04-2008 05:02:51

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4,4K Following

Cam Tait (@camtait) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Please share so people on AISH can have coffee with Danielle Smith We need it now. So, Premier Smith: Can we please meet for coffee — my treat — to talk about the new federal Canada Disability Benefit? edmontonsun.com/opinion/tait-a…

Triple-X Workers (@xxxworkers) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Supreme Court of Canada will deliver its decision on Kloubakov v. R. on Thurs. July 24. Here is our thread from last Nov., that explains what is at stake for people who sell sex in Canada and their comrades: 👇

Sean Carleton (@seancarleton) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Breaking: the team investigating the Kuper Island Residential School in BC has confirmed 171 children deaths at the institution, 50 more than previously known. As a residential school historian and someone fighting residential school denialism, here's a 🧵 timescolonist.com/local-news/arc…

Mistress Max (@mistrixmax) 's Twitter Profile Photo

PSA re: Fantastic Rubber 🚨 The owner of this brand is openly transphobic and islamaphobic and I highly suggest finding other brands to buy fetish wear from

PSA re: Fantastic Rubber 🚨

The owner of this brand is openly transphobic and islamaphobic and I highly suggest finding other brands to buy fetish wear from
loladavina (@lola_davina) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You don’t give up personhood when you sell sex. You don't give up citizenship when you sell sex. You don't give up bodily autonomy when you sell sex. You don't give up dignity when you sell sex. You don't give up humanity when you sell sex. #someoneiloveisasexworker

🌸Bibi🌸♿ (@bibicosplays) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Please fill out the form below if you're in need of a walking stick and can't afford to get one!! Make sure to check the listing of the walking sticks to make sure it will work for you. I will be choosing at least 8 people randomly. Details in form! Form: forms.gle/J3Dvc6v38pCh6A…

Thomas A. Lukaszuk (@lukaszukab) 's Twitter Profile Photo

EDMONTON - GREAT NEWS! #ForeverCanadian is launching a permanent signing location at the Kingsway Legion 🌺(14339 - 50 Street). Official opening is on August 16, but you can come tomorrow, August 14 between 12-8 pm. Stay tuned for more permanent locations across Alberta. #Yeg

Air Passenger Rights (@airpassrightsca) 's Twitter Profile Photo

MISINFORMATION ALERT: CBC Regrettably, CBC has been regurgitating Air Canada's press release. This is inaccurate. 1) Under the APPR, AC must rebook passengers on competitor airlines if it cannot rebook them on their own. 2) The Carriage by Air Act provides more protection.

MISINFORMATION ALERT: CBC

Regrettably, CBC has been regurgitating Air Canada's press release. This is inaccurate. 

1) Under the APPR, AC must rebook passengers on competitor airlines if it cannot rebook them on their own.

2) The Carriage by Air Act provides more protection.
The Breakdown (@thebreakdownab) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Part 2 of 3! Despite hiring 2 nephews of embattled MHCare CEO Sam Mraiche as "policy advisors", the govt of Alberta is unable to locate any policy advice or briefing notes that either have been involved in developing. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli open.substack.com/pub/thebreakdo…

Part 2 of 3!

Despite hiring 2 nephews of embattled MHCare CEO Sam Mraiche as "policy advisors", the govt of Alberta is unable to locate any policy advice or briefing notes that either have been involved in developing.

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli 

open.substack.com/pub/thebreakdo…
CORSAIR (@corsair) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In honor of our Back To School Specials, we are hosting another giveaway 🎉 Enter for your chance to win a full CORSAIR Custom Lab set - MAKR 75, M75 WIRELESS Mouse, HS80 WIRELESS Headset, MM300 Mouse Pad, and a EX400U External SSD. To enter: ✔️ Follow CORSAIR 💛 + 🔁 this post

In honor of our Back To School Specials, we are hosting another giveaway 🎉

Enter for your chance to win a full CORSAIR Custom Lab set - MAKR 75, M75 WIRELESS Mouse, HS80 WIRELESS Headset, MM300 Mouse Pad, and a EX400U External SSD.

To enter:
✔️ Follow CORSAIR
💛 + 🔁 this post
Bambu Lab (@bambulabglobal) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🎁 H2S Giveaway 1/3 Dream big. Make bigger. 💚 We’re kicking off the first of three H2S giveaways — and one lucky maker will take home an H2S Combo. How to enter: 1️⃣ Like this post 2️⃣ Follow Bambu Lab 3️⃣ Repost/Share 4️⃣ Comment below: What’s the first large-scale

Crystal Maggie (@crystalmaggie2) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🌟GIVEAWAY🌟 We are going to give away a set of Fellowship of the Ring-inspired Blue Liquid Core Resin Dice.🎉💙😍 Ends on 9/5. Good luck, guys! To gain: 👉Follow me ♥️ Like +🔁RT #dnd #ttrpg

🌟GIVEAWAY🌟

We are going to give away a set of Fellowship of the Ring-inspired Blue Liquid Core Resin Dice.🎉💙😍

Ends on 9/5. Good luck, guys!

To gain:
👉Follow me 
 ♥️ Like +🔁RT

#dnd #ttrpg
Margaret E Atwood (@margaretatwood) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hi kids .. #HandmaidsTale (the book not the series!) has just been banned in #Edmonton…don’t read it, your hair will catch on fire! Get one now before they have public book burnings of it.

TDAWG (@tdawgsmitty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Anybody need a new processor?? We’re giving away an AMD RYZEN 7 9800X3D to one of you. To enter: -Like and RT this post -Comment Tdawg is the best helldivers 2 player -Follow TDAWG Winner selected Monday :)

Anybody need a new processor??

We’re giving away an AMD RYZEN 7 9800X3D to one of you. To enter:

-Like and RT this post
-Comment Tdawg is the best helldivers 2 player
-Follow <a href="/tdawgsmitty/">TDAWG</a> 

Winner selected Monday :)
Alberta NDP (@albertandp) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We called her out for incompetence, and she proved us right...again. Danielle Smith threw classrooms into chaos with a rushed book ban—yanking books, stressing teachers, students, and families—only to “pause” it on the first day of school. Stop the chaos. Keep the pressure on.

We called her out for incompetence, and she proved us right...again.

Danielle Smith threw classrooms into chaos with a rushed book ban—yanking books, stressing teachers, students, and families—only to “pause” it on the first day of school. 

Stop the chaos. Keep the pressure on.