Thanks JD. That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about my face. x.com/JDRomeo1/statu…

I just backed "B is for Beer: The Musical" by Tom Robbins & Ben Lee on Kickstarter @ CES 🚀 kck.st/2Jl5zHT

Thanks Michelle! I haven’t seen it yet. But I will ask a friend who has showtime to record it for me and mail me the vhs tape x.com/Mckormickradio…

Incredible

I just found out my wife poops!

Animated Immigrant Comedy From 'Nobodies' Creators Set at Fox hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/anim…

I walked 20,000 steps today and got the High Tops badge with Fitbit! fitbit.com/user/2GHJBK #Fitstats

Thank you Peter King for the great Pizzeria Mozza suggestion. I ordered your exact meal down to the Tuscany cab. My only complaint was the mista salad was a tad too overdressed. But I’m only telling you this because you asked.

“Considering an artificial origin, one possibility is that ‘Oumuamua is a lightsail, floating in interstellar space as a debris from an advanced technological equipment” resonance.is/the-first-inte…

Always good to start the day with a good schvitz.

Especially on a very hot day, some cold tomato soup with avocado over crispy bread is so delicious.

TY Cory Booker for being a gun sense champion & for the shout out to Moms Demand Action volunteers b4 our round table re city gun violence, how it disproportionately impacts communities of color & what steps we can take to prevent it before it starts. Shannon Watts #empathy #ExpectUs

A nice spray.

The “good friend” is Larry Dorf. larry dorf goodfriend Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸

Prediction: It’ll be a Bloomberg/Klobuchar ticket. They will win.

I miss Beto.

Happy New Year, league sources tell ESPN.

Here’s a good tweet: since everyone’s instinct is to walk off the stage to the right, why don’t they just let them do that? #oscars #goodtweet

As some of you might suspect, if it’s Super Tuesday, it must be Venti Skim Latte.

My main takeaway from tonight: a “key race alert” is nothing