I’d like Donald to write for Curb. His lack of decency mixed with comedic irony are just what I’m looking for. Donald J. Trump whata you say?

Everyone in the white house has to get it, it’s only fair.

If Biden wins I can finally show my true colors and yell at people who are sick that they deserve affordable health care! #Vote2020 #ElectionDay #VoteHimOut

This election is such a nice mental break from the impending doom of covid.

The election is like the pandemic. We were told it would be a couple weeks and we’d be done with it. #Election2020 #TrumpMeltdown

All I want for Christmas is a concession speech. #Concede

The coronavirus “deniers” have shone a light on the real epidemic: the lack of people who have hobbies or anything else to do at all.

Pretty, pretty, pretty...pretty crazy!

This will be the most highly attended inauguration by an American flag in modern history.

Trump sh*ts where he eats.

Seeing the 3 previous presidents, minus Trump, at the inauguration is like we’re erasing Trump from ever happening. Well done!

Is it safe yet? I hope not this isolation from people has been great.

Tennis is too loud.

Fashion shows are too loud.

People giving up their life’s work because they don’t want to get vaccinated. Sounds like a quitter to me.

I’m back.

How am I the bad guy?

We’ve passed the time where it’s acceptable to say Happy New Year.

BIPOC: How dare you take our lives. Truckers: How dare you make us take vaccines to save our lives.

When HBO reminded me my documentary was being released the next day. Me: Nyah...I don’t think so.