The most relatable character here at Disneyland today was the middle aged man who took a nap in the middle of fantasy land.

Did not imagine a world where they were able to indict Aunt Becky before Donald Trump.

The face you make when a stranger starts to give you details of their sex life unsolicited. #pleaseleavemealone

"now mince the garlic just so..." I mutter to myself pretending I have a show on the Cooking Channel between reading the direction on the boxed meal I plan to pair with the basic lemon garlic chicken I found on Pinterest.

SALAD FINGERS AND RUSTY SPOONS.

Oh so we're out here acting like it's okay that people who put ketchup on their eggs exist. I see. #avocadotoast #pleaseleave #personallyvictimized

Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking about whose job it was on set every day to dirty up the cat. Like, “oh, yeah, I have to go in early tomorrow, I have to rub some Vaseline and coffee grounds on this cat”

#quietmoments I had this convo with a client today. Plot is King and moving it along is the function of each moment you write but it's okay you give your protag a few seconds to breath. Your readers need it too! #writercommunity #plotisking #wordsareloud #ghostwriter #lineeditor

#lwmdailyexercise - take an excerpt from any book you have lying around. 5-10 sentences and adapt them to your own, most authentic voice as an author! Developing your distinct style and being consistent is #important #writerslife #WritingCommunity #prompt

#lwmexerciseoftheday dialogue! Dialogue is HARD sometimes. Today, focus on a conversation you need to happen between your characters and work it out, out loud. might seem crazy at first but it will help smooth out some clunky phrasing. PROMISE! #writerscommunity #prompt

Up until tonight I credited giving birth to my first child as the most stressful experience of my life. #GoT

Are you a #pantser or a #plotter? Either way, mix it up today! Sit down and outline the next 300 words of your #WIP if you are used to pantsing or let the words flow through you for a couple paragraphs if you're a planner! (Even if you immediately delete!) #writerscommunity #lmw

What do you think she's trying to tell me? #tislime #6yearoldthings #anoverlychivalrouscitrus #tipthefedora #isthiswhatastrokefeelslike #secretmessages

Only in my line of business do I receive emails from clients marked as urgent only for them to ask me my opinion on what to name a fictional cat 😂 #theyreluckyilovethem #decidingbetweenFexiandFarrley #WritingCommunity #Ghostwriting #lineeditor