Los oscuros comienzos de la Ruta del Bakalao.

Dropping off a spine at ABC. Seems like something they could use.

La asociación en mi cabeza 👇🏻

i am pregnant taking 10 Tylenol a day in hopes my son becomes the greatest Magic the Gathering player in the world

I found a livestream with the guy who said the rapture was today and they were very adamant that it would happen at 11:36 EST (sunset in Israel) and when 11:37 happened I asked what now and the chat said the rapture was starting but it’s slow. So be on the lookout I guess.

wait, the other ones can hear us?

Van aquí algunas foticos de la inauguración de #ComediaQueNoEsPoco, la exposición está en SGAE hasta el 9 de Noviembre, por si os apetece pasear por la historia de nuestras risas.

Twin and adoption studies consistently show that parenting choices have minimal effects on a kid's eventual intelligence, personality, or happiness (except in cases of extreme neglect or abuse). This should revolutionize how we raise children, yet almost nobody knows or cares.

Why are hyperlinks blue?

Arrepintiéndome de no haber comprado palomitas para entrar en los hashtags de la Comic Con de Málaga, la verdad.

What yall dont realize is that the people in the comments "falling" for AI videos are 90% bots themselves. Its dead internet theory all the way down.

Happy Monday! Have some coffee, stay alive !

Lo de la mudanza y Twitter libritos: celebrando el haber colocado una caja de libros como si no me quedaran 15 más.

might just be my undoing

Wow, it’s really cool that we can use AI to make fake CCTV footage of people committing crimes. Surely this has no downsides whatsoever.

Nuevo episodio de El Descampao dedicado a Jim Henson The Mucking Fuppets, Saturday Night Live y mucho viaje en avión ¡¡¡Disponible en todas las plataformas!!!

Jane Goodall has died at 91. Her startling observations about chimpanzee behaviors revolutionized not only scientific understanding of the capabilities and inner lives of primates, but also long-held notions about what it means to be human. wapo.st/42jMe1f

sometimes if u want to make friends u have to go out past your bedtime even though you are so sleepy and your cat misses you

En la vida hay quien celebra y hay quien es celebrado. En todo, el trabajo, los festejos, el amor... Una cae en una de las posiciones casi sin darse cuenta y, normalmente, se encuentra cómoda en ellas, pero ¡ay! hay épocas en que cambiaría de posición solo por unos días.

gillian anderson could sneeze at a press event and there would be headlines the next day like “gillian anderson teases x-files return via encoded message”