going to sit in a pub with a friend and drink a beer tonight

“divorce announcements from people who think they’re more famous than they are” easily a top 5 genre of online content for me

I know many of you want to believe that being online is a radical and virtuous act but it is an actively hostile vice keeping you from living in the real world. kids need to be off their phones.

we gossiped for three hours and drank multiple beers

framing this and putting it next to the bed for when my boyfriend goes to work

it was being marketed to our caretakers. historically grandparents and older relatives. same with the coin commercials. same could be said for our parents and the adult contemporary cds.

Tbh it never left that and if you think it did you were living in a bubble. “Be gay just don’t rub it in my face” was a leading charge against “woke” media.

sat outside and ate lots of delicious food with sarah hagi while we loudly gossiped

it is uninteresting at this point to mention that pop fans are more concerned with "marketing" than actual art but it is wildly depressing. i wish we could talk about ideas instead of sales figures.

i grew up in the computer era and certainly developed skillsets as a result of it. but i am a good writer and an interesting person in spite of being on the internet my whole life. not because of it

wrote about the ways I remember Wendy Williams, in light of everything Paper Magazine papermag.com/wendy-williams…

We’d like to remember Wendy Williams the way she was (and still is) according to Williams herself: a messy gossip with a perpetual foot in the drama, casting shade coast to coast from her perch onstage each morning of the week. By joanie: papermag.com/wendy-williams…

My dear friends and colleagues Dr Fifa A Rahman and Annette Gaudino have been supporting a dental student, @fouad_ps1 in Gaza throughout this genocide and his brother Omar needs an medical evacuation. HananBalkhyحنان بلخي, can you please help get him to safety?

going to start posting like those Christians that take pictures of their TVs and tweet things like "you can tell that there is no soul behind her eyes only the devil"

thinking about this random getty video of sonja morgan again

good morning everyone youtube.com/watch?v=ScYKLC…

you can audibly hear the selling sunset music through the screen

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