the penalty for being average has never been so severe, but the payout for being extraordinary has never been higher.

little short to be socks for bridget fans, no?

It’s so funny how 2008 happened we all learned a super valuable lessons (banks and big corporations are ruining our country) and then the banks got worse and the corporations got bigger

do you ever notice that every video of a bunny shows them being the nicest most loving creatures to grace the earth?

Concept : le golri hole tu mets ton oreille contre le trous du mur et je te raconte une blague

I need this shirt irl

All-female casts will always be superior to all-male casts. 💕

La chaîne TV 100% chrétienne c’est quand même conceptuel

I fear all women equally

silly !

MES PICK'EM LA

new sitcom idea: 18 yo chinese ccp spy joining an SF defense startup and realizing no one has actually done any work because they are too busy going to parties and chasing social clout, so she has to create all of the tech herself before she can send it back home

lost my virginity at 16 lasted 30 seconds she laughed i panicked couldn't breathe room spinning thought i was dying years later i realized: that's EXACTLY how your lane opponent should feel watched a hardstuck gold player yesterday: "playing safe for late" wave management zero

there is something very sinister happening in san francisco. it’s like the cia putting crack in black neighborhoods but for unfuckable men

October challenge -Porn daily -Alcohol daily -No exercising -3-5 hours of sleep a night -12+ hours screentime -Don’t go to work/skip all classes -If in school GPA must stay below 2.0 -All meals must be microwaveable or DoorDashed

L'enchainement grippe - pneu neuf déja crevé - offre d'emploi qui dépop - hémorroïdes Gros début de semaine pour l'instant