CHAMAAAAAAA

#AndNew #UFC320

I promise you she doesn’t love you back

Just woke up and remembered Alex Pereira won the belt back. Nothing could make this day any better.

Lanking hard today. All of them are gonna know.

If Mike Vrabel doesn’t give Treyveon the ball I will start hurting myself. New England Patriots

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.

Christian Gonzales is the best corner in the league.

I FUCKING LOVE DRAKE MAYE

Good morning.

Drake Maye, Baker Mayfield, Josh Allen. All-time year for the whites. This is Trump’s America. #MakeFootballGreatAgain

Sometimes I feel like a loser, then I remember there’s grown people dressing up as scary clowns and working at haunted houses. I think it’s time to #InstitutionalizeTheaterKids

This must be how the Scots felt when James IV of Scotland died at the Battle of Flodden in 1513. I miss him already😢

When I was younger I would drink water while I peed so I could try to pee longer.

If I see another Clash Royale post on LinkedIn I’m going to start beating migrants.

#RapeLeBron

Fantasy Football negotiations are going well…

-Wake up -See someone make my yearly salary in one bet -Place a 10 leg parlay -Lose -Repeat