me when i went to the involuntary psychiatric hospital for work and the nurse said “i like your outfit. its very opium”

oomf described my apartment as a “bachelor’s pad” like oh god okay ill get on facebook marketplace 😭😭😭

Men see too many beautiful women on the internet everyday and this is why society is flopping

nyan nyan nyan nyan ni hao nyan…..

i genuinely want to know why people in NYC and LA do not dance at parties like What Is Your Problem

Just saw this video “DAMDADI” by R.Tee feat. Soyeon It’s a straight up copy of my music video “BITCH YOU COULD NEVER.” Director, label, artists everyone involved the least you could do is have the decency to credit your source. S/o to my two incredible directors Marita &

wish i had something to look forward to (a job interview) 😞

oomf’s ex from 6 years ago created an entire cia team of friends to spy on oomf with burner accounts 😭

you didn’t lock in hard enough if you’re not feeling asexual

if this has happened to you, you can take the shoes to a cobbler and ask them to replace the hollow plastic heel with a stacked leather heel. they will have to build it from scratch, which will cost you a bit of money. you also have to ask yourself: if a company used hollow