14th place Twitter once told me my boy farmed majority of his goals from The Europa League dow

All it takes is one good manager

I'm so happy Rashford stole the show tonight and won the game. If Barcelona had lost, everyone would bounce on him. Noone will talk about how Ralphinha was selfish, killing their attacks until koundé decided to make things happen by laying a cross for Rashford to score.

Tyler Robinson, 17 minutes after Charlie Kirk was assassinated, buying himself ice cream from Dairy Queen.

Should we treat people differently based on their achievements? Some say yes. Messi deserves more respect because he’s Messi. To me, he’s just a man with two arms and two legs, same as the bin man. I’d treat them both the same.

Have people never watched Pedri and De Jong before 😂 Did you also notice Barcelona still needed individual brilliance to win the game because 99.9% pass completions doesn’t win games. That’s what Rashford is for!

Jim Thwaites is a first-phase cheat code. Press him at any speed, from any angle, he will find a solution and move his team up the pitch.

SCOOP. He doesn’t have intensity and can’t function in the first team — Amorim

How is Florian Wirtz is escaping justified criticism? Mostly anonymous vs Bournemouth & completely invisible vs Newcastle & Arsenal, still no goal or assist. £116m means considerable expectations. Pogba, Antony, Maguire, Caicedo, Rice, Sancho all had them, why shouldn't Wirtz?

Bruno Fernandes is the best #10 you have, you're playing him at #8 out of necessity, Matheus Cunha is not able to start after his injury but you still don't move Fernandes forward into that role & then Kobbie Mainoo into the midfield? I hope he shuts us all up, I really do.

Look where Sesko was and Amad didn’t pass to him 😭😭😭 they hate him

Never a red for Casemiro 😂 shambles refereeing again

If Amad had passed it to Sesko here instead of lobbing it over the keeper, the game would've been over right here, and Sesko would've got himself a goal fs

🚨🗣 - Dimitar Berbatov on Casemiro's red card: "It's a clear yellow card. He needed fo be more smart. Just keep your cool because you're leading 2-0. Don't rush into challenges."

Benjamin Šeško subbed off. I'm sorry but I hate that substitution, it's a negative with a 2-0 lead. You have a player trying to adjust to a new league & a new club. This is the opportunity to let him build some confidence & rhythm. He doesn't need rest, he needs minutes.

Mainoo’s reward for being the best player off the bench against City is to be an unused sub today

If you didn't notice the differences between us with & without a man advantage, I don't know what to tell you. Same fundamental issues, same baffling decisions, same results when there's parity. As long as nothing changes, nothing will change.

Giving Reece James in his hot zone that much time & space to deliver one 🤣

📸 - HUGE RESPECT FOR YOU, BRUNO! WHAT. A. CAPTAIN.

Bruno Fernandes’ game by numbers vs. Chelsea: 100% tackles won 57 total touches 8 defensive contributions 6 crosses 6 ball recoveries 5 passes into the final third 3 shots 2 shots on target 1 goal Joined the 100 club. 👏