Just rolled over a little bit in bed and my wife woke up screaming thinking there was an earthquake

lara croft wearing dolce & gabbana s/s 1998 for 'tomb raider II' promotional artwork

She’s truly one of a kind, and her outlook on life has always been unique and inspiring, and she has taught me patience and positivity like I’ve never known - the peace of mind of getting tested for autism late in her late 20s has been life changing. Never too late ✌️

Happy autism awareness month/day to my GORGEOUS amazing wife LANA 🫶 there is NOBODY like her I am so lucky to have her

John Fortnite Kennedy

Incredible that this was the original Dutch cover of The Hobbit

another day ? seems suspicious . How many more of these anyway

me when i’m playing and having fun

LET ME IN FORTNITE I’M HAVING WITHDRAWALS

I had a lady come to my house and do an IV drip thing since my body has been run down from so much traveling.

At one point I uncontrollably sneezed so hard I farted and she didn’t react.

…Until my wife from the living room shouted “🗣️did this motherfucker just sneeze and fart”

“No one is free until all of us are free.

Free Palestine!”

—America actress Susan Sarandon during today’s global action for Rafah in New York City

“i know a spot”

You've never seen me and my bf after our fortnite victory royale

Hell yeah

me when I

Looked over at my wife dunking a popeye’s biscuit into the blackened ranch, she clocked me looking, took a beat, and said “guilty as charged your honor”

Monday Tommorow

GONZO FUCKING BOMB