Love it x.com/mfyhamidgets/s…

Felger vs. Dave Portnoy #OperationClownFace #GoPresGo x.com/mkmolnar/statu…

Talk about swag x.com/barstooltweets…

We remember everyone we lost on 9/11 and honor all who defend our country and our ideals. No act of terror will ever change who we are.

Yeah because people who watch NASCAR are super educated x.com/cnnbrk/status/…

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This one’s for you, @TomPetty.

Everyone know I been killed before. THUGGA

I Dont wanna be here

Honoured to announce my commitment to play D1 hockey at Dartmouth. Thanks to my family, coaches, & teachers. #GoBigGreen Dartmouth Men's Hockey

0 🌟’s No Offers but I’m going to ball out regardless until someone realizes I can play. #WorkingHard #Crazy

This Just In: LiAngelo Ball and 2 UCLA teammates were arrested in China for shoplifting, sources told @GoodmanESPN. es.pn/2zjJGnz

My dog was featured on the local news yesterday and was very excited about it

Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!

The calm before the storm! Day 1 #rollpride

Twitter now 240 characters? If a Tweet of mine is ever that long, it’s because I ran out of time to make it short.

The sun rises over Bozzuto Boathouse 🌅 #hwscolleges

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth-- BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! ME: Joe. Happy birthday to Joe Biden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.

Justin Lampert Thanks, Lamps! He’s the man! #GoodThingHeLooksLikeMom #LuckyKid