until his glasses looked like the rinse cycle during a car wash

being a deadbeat daughter lowkey fun as fuck

Might fuck around with my serotonin and watch Normal People at the height of summer

AI should have stopped at this little guy

clocking in

Went to a food festival and hundreds of people were walking around with these stickers endorsed by the festival itself and food vendors btw. Wing Fest Who were these stickers made for?

cavemen just after the stone age

The establishment sneered, mocked and laughed at us. They’re not laughing now. We’ve hit 500,000 in just THREE days. The fightback has begun. Join us: yourparty.uk

A hung jury? All of em? Where do you even find 12 guys like that?

I can’t keep doing this (mondays) every week until retirement. That’s, like, ~1,800 more mondays.

Higher earners literally already pay more national insurance per month through increased NI tax

Straight men are not enjoyable company 95% of the time - the only reason anyone even puts up with them is to shag so without that, what’s the point?

I honestly LOVE it. My neighbours have become such a large chunk of my social life

This is how I felt when my dealer kept having kids and going on paternity leave in the middle of summer every year

I hate men that are money-minded so much. A guy in my area said he leaves the house with £1,000 in cash in his pocket every morning and I said “that’s a lot of cash to be carrying around” and he practically shouted “you think a grand is a lot of money?!” Sorry HSBC, yes it is?