MATCHDAY. Floodlight cup final; Malet v Hubs. 7pm Kick off at the Roy West centre on inglemire Lane all welcome, #MaletMachine

We’ve only gone and won the fucking cup. Couldn’t be more proud of the lads. #MaletMachine #FloodlightCupChampions

🏆 Congratulations to Malet 2.0 who were tonight crowned 2019 / 2020 Winter season Floodlight Cup Champions after a 3-2 victory over HUBS United. A full match report from Joseph Brown and match highlights from @FCNONLEAGUEFOO1 to come.

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OH WHAT A NIGHT, EASTWOOD WENT TO DISCRETION ALL NIGHT, AFTER MALET WON THE FLOODLIGHT, OH WHAT A FEELING WHAT A NIGHT #CHAMPIONS 🏆🏆

Yeah the boys! Man like Danny Chambers 👏🏻🏆

First game of the new season sees us run out 7-1 winners. Great start for the lads, goalscorers on the night Gary 🇾🇪 with a worldie. Luke Wheeldon ⚽️⚽️ Grant Silk ⚽️ Ben Lowery ⚽️ and Frankie Ramón ⚽️⚽️ #MaletMachine @leerobinson94 makes it 8 on the bounce. 🔥🔥🔥

Make shift team due to a few lads having a cold (🤮). The lads who came in played quality, I mean who wins a game 7-1 with our keeper using gardening gloves 🤣🤣🤣

So we’re starting the new season with a new competition too. Player/Chairman George has kindly donated a pair of his nickers he used to wear for his drag act. They will be signed and delivered to the winner by the man himself. Retweet or like for your chance to win 🤪🤪

Another win for the boys. This time out winning 4-2. Goalscorers Rich W Foster ⚽️⚽️ Lewis Straw ⚽️ and Danny Chambers ⚽️. 2 games into the new season, 6 points, 11 goals scored, and 3 conceded. Not bad for a bunch of idiots I tell ya that for free. Storm Ciara eat my wagger

So the winner of last weeks competition is Larry Guerra hope you look forward to smelling mr Eastwood’s pants

COMPETITION TIME. Retweet or like for the chance to spend a day horse riding followed by at an all you can eat chinese followed by a night of letting off chinese lanterns with the manager himself @leerobinson94 #RT #competition

Game day. We host sporting john mith at the Maletdrome in our 3rd game of the season. Malet 2.0 v Sporting John mith Malet Lambert 3G, KO: 7:50pm. We will be looking to make it 3 wins in 3 for the new season. And extend our lead at the top of the table #MALETMACHINE 🔥⚽️

Malet 2-0 sporting John mith. Another win for the lads in the league, 3 games, 3 wins. Goalscorers Luke Wheeldon and Ben Lowery , solid performance from the lads. Always good to get a clean sheet too. UP THE MALET #MALETMACHINE 🔥🔥🔥

We now go into the winter break, with majority of the lads set to party none stop. Just how we expect them too.

BREAKING NEWS. Due to player manager George and top goalscorer Luke Wheeldon been in Asia the league has been cancelled with immediate affect. Fuck corona virus I’ve got ladyboyitis and Lukes got wristyitis. Up the Malet and UP THE FUCKING LADY BOYS.