“The cover of this months issue has me asking, “Did I find the secret Boyz 2 Men member?”

What does Bryan Cranston and Polk County Florida have in common? Meth.

Breaking ‼️ “Lakeland is hot as a Mulberry phosphate pit.”

I think we’ll be friends.

“Historic Perseverance Board requesting political yard signs be limited to 10. Wouldn’t want things to get carried away.” #lkld

“Reports of Soviet Trolls targeting local media around town, trying to sway the local elections.” #lkld

Couple spotted wearing “I’m An American Christian” t-shirts. #lkld #russiabot #americanhero

“Town confuses new restaurant, First Watch, for an underground nationalist militia group. Showing up at opening in camo + helmets.” #lkld

“Yoga pants, oversized men’s hoodies and baseball cap with rhinestones kinda weather.” #lkld #flipflops

“New Babysitter’s Club Series to film in #lkld, modern twist focused on babysitting ignorant people on social media.”

Time to retire. Reality has taken over. x.com/fox13news/stat…

“Group engages builders for new development called Confederate Lakes.” #lkld

“More yard signs than votes.” #lkld

“The rich got richer. No swans for anyone.” #lkld

BREAKING! “Sonic duck farts rattle Central Florida homes.” #lkld

“Chants to remove confederate statue result in officials creating a more accurate portrayal of Polk Co: an above ground pool.” #lkld

“What a time to be a millionaire! Said very few people in town.” #lkld

“Break in overnight at Baskin Robbins has citizens concerned about their mint chocolate chip. Pharmaceuticals more concerned about their diabetes.” #lkld

“Bridal shop to Vapor store, we’ve got it all in #lkld.”

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