nothing but respect for the 4 other people at this Thursday night preview of Blink Twice

JUST KIDDING TWO PEOPLE CAME AND SAT DIRECTLY NEXT TO ME THERE ARE 46 OTHER EMPTY SEATS

Please, please, please (not the gumdrop buttons)

TASTE • Music video keyart design by jake lebowitz 💜 Sabrina Carpenter 💋

amélie.

[me if i were on industry] ok i think i'm gonna work somewhere else

Regular People: I don't know. I see maybe one movie a year. AMC A-list Members:

i saw Heathers the Musical at New World Stages 7 times and no one in the nyc theater community gave it the respect it deserves for NO REASON

me getting interviewed after a Grindr hookup

surprising absolutely no one, i am the only person in attendance for the 7pm IMAX screening of the National Geographic documentary about cliff divers in squirrel wing suits

Society if Amy Adams won an Oscar for Arrival and/or an Emmy for Sharp Objects

“girl, you walk like a bitch” when I was 37 someone said that

JUST FINISHED THE FIRST DRAFT OF MY PLAY AYYYYY 🎉 Lots of gaps to fill as it’s too short but I am so proud of the structure and story. Have a feeling about this one and hope it’s something you all get to see 🤞

does the wicked movie realize it’s not coming out for 3 more months

remember when vinyl collecting was fun 2016-2022 and then all of the sudden they raised the price of every vinyl by like $10 overnight and now I went from buying one a week to once a quarter

✨ NEW on Legroom: Do y’all know about that roller coaster that almost killed someone so they spent 3 years renovating it and 8 days after it reopened it completely broke? legroom.substack.com/p/roller-coast…

in another world we would’ve had REPUTATION TAYLORS VERSION today 🥲 y’all just HAD to have TTPD be #1 for FIFTEEN WEEKS

We need the government to step in

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