Spent some time in Russia....

what did i just read 😭 “pEoPlE dOnT kIlL pEoPlE, gUnS kIlL pEoPlE”

yo what lmaoooo

people who are STILL wearing masks in the car when they’re alone are psychopaths

this is UNREAL

yo who knew a plastic potato was offensive?? like there’s mr and mrs potato head, so you can put whatever parts you want on it. how the actual FUCK do you make a gender neutral potato with eyes???

if i had 100 mil, i would pay Two Friends to play an hour of high pitched screaming lmao

same old fake ass bullshit. move on, let go, start over.

the most new jersey thing ever is moving to florida the most florida thing ever is coming to jersey for the summer

if you’re on brick blvd where it turns to hooper in silverton and you get out of the 2 lanes and get in the turn lane just to cut back in, you can eat glass.

if i didn’t go to missouri last week i wouldn’t have ever thought of watching Ozark

idk what’s wrong with y’all but i just got vaccinated the other day and had zero covid/cold symptoms and never had covid 💀

“do you even lift bro” was such a viral meme but now that i’m in my 20’s that’s a serious question i find myself i asking people

*record scratch* *freeze frame*

Had to record this, the milkman on a boat throwing cash is a new one for me haha

this isn’t a real first date, it’s a $27 drink that’s less than half anywhere else…it’s about substance not money 🥱

Don’t update me about nobody. & don’t update nobody about me.

head down, mouth shut, grind hard.

high school is so funny because they tell you that they’re preparing you for college but in college, most profs don’t take attendance and are much more understanding than high school