Here is Jez Fletcher (jezfletcher.bsky.social) with the fruits of his (and my) labour.

Thank you Melbourne and GABS Festival for the last few days, it’s been a treat as always and you are both awesome.

This Wordy is describing me in bed.

Here's me. '"The poison in Australia’s bloodstream" theshot.net.au/general-news/t…

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this morning I got a drink from 7/11, and the cashier said “you could get two more if you wanted”, and so I got two more because I thought she meant there was a promo. but there wasn’t a promo, I just paid full price for three of the same drink. why did she do this?

me: one drink please cashier: buy three. me: yes ma’am cashier: call me mistress. me: yes mistress cashier: you’re lower than dirt. a worm. stand on one foot. me (wobbling): yes mistress

Man goes to doctor, says, doctor I’m very depressed. World seems a cold and hopeless place. Don’t know what to do. Doctor says, ‘As a large language model, I cannot recommend a particular clown or circus to you

Helpful notice from AGL, failing to take into account that we've used 1.3kWh LESS than last year and yet the bill is still higher, hmmm...

Seems William Wilson has been at Bitter Phew lately.

Cortnee fucking Vine!!!!!!!!

has anyone done a “mr President a second tree has been felled” bit yet