It’s a weird feeling when your ER doctor is a couple years younger than you. That feeling is old 👵🏻

Stitched hand update: Kenton has now helped me dry my hair and put it in a ponytail Future girl-dad in training?

My niece wanted watermelon more than cake at her 1st birthday party yesterday. I feel like we’re definitely going to be best friends forever. #favoritefood

Successfully parked in a 15 minute spot for 8 hours with no ticket.

It’s unreal how many species of bugs exist just on my back patio. I somehow live in a downtown forest.

This will be the first week in a month that Kenton and I won’t have to go to the ER. So there’s my Monday motivation for some good vibes. It’s the simple things, people 😂

“I don’t get hangry, I get Tangry” (tired + angry) Drew Larison

Flirting as a Type 8

Kenton said he was in the mood for jokes, so he googled “really dark jokes” Drew Larison, this should be the moment you know we’re meant to be together

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Is the English language really too lazy to differentiate if biweekly means twice a week or every 2 weeks? Or am I just really too lazy to look up the correct terminology?

Last night I was all 😭😭 when I realized my group text of “7th Grade Small Group Princesses 👑” have somehow become high schoolers 😭 Oakbrook Students

8s in a job interview

“You can do anything but not everything”

Sees Hamilton ad on social media. Decides to go for a joy run and listen to Hamilton soundtrack. Has an awesome Saturday.

Date a guy who uses a morning off of work to surprise you by doing yardwork at your house 😍

Have literally always wondered this. x.com/businessinside…

Sometimes you sit upside down to get the creativity juices flowing, and sometimes it works.