the moment you realize he’s a loser >

men be like "i can't do this" and the this is just communicate

Saw a husband holding his wife's hair back because it was very windy and she was trying to eat donut. Another day of telling y'all, women love small gestures you wouldn't even knoww>>

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly. It’s fucking over for all your other pants

(flirting) we should go on a walk together

no one: my legs:

this how 2 year olds look at you when they’re actively shitting their pants

a girl and her sentimental necklace vs the world

the feminine urge to say “ouch” when i bump into things that doesn't even hurt

i don't think people understand…anxiety is so painful…it actually physically hurts.

Feels like I hallucinated this entire year

why are men allowed to be so much uglier than women

das erste mal in der geschichte heiraten frauen nicht für finanzielle sicherheit sondern nur anhand des charakters.. und wir sind alle single 🙂

Went on a date… Were the date never showed up. So I pretended to never have left the bar.