Nope. There isn't. Sorry.

Biologically, humans can only feel 2 things. “I need to fuck that,” and “I need to kill that.” What you perceive as other emotions are merely those two in different ratios.

AI doesn’t threaten me, because we already live in a world where

I didn't.

"Restored from 4K scans of the original negative." Yet, only 1080p was released. Why?

I do believe the responsibility of doing the dishes should fall on the shoulders of whichever roommate recognizes they have the greatest available capacity in their emotional reservoirs.

Brushing one’s teeth takes too much time, and is wildly inefficient. What are we working on to streamline this?

Just delivered a speech to the TSA agent searching my bag that Tarantino himself would be proud of.

.United Airlines Flight attendant just gave an intercom message that made me feel molested.

Instead of abolishing the police, why not make every tax paying citizen a police officer?

My Grandfather from South France taught me to shave by knicking myself with the razor in superficial places and using the blood as shaving cream of sorts.

Scrolling with passing interest as everyone deludes themselves into believing surely, this time, any of this will actually matter.

The mountains of Pennsylvania in summer... just big green walls.

The American Dream.

The river.

Another river.

Sunrise, photographed while driving.

East vs West